PATENT FAIL

Because some things don't need to be invented
I’M NOT SURE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WORD BACKPACK MEANS

I’M NOT SURE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WORD BACKPACK MEANS

I DON’T THINK THAT’S HOW YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO USE A STETHOSCOPE

I DON’T THINK THAT’S HOW YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO USE A STETHOSCOPE

JUST IN TIME FOR SUMMER!

JUST IN TIME FOR SUMMER!

BEHOLD, THE INTERNAL HELICOPTER HAT COOLING SYSTEM

BEHOLD, THE INTERNAL HELICOPTER HAT COOLING SYSTEM

WE’VE INVENTED TIES LIKE 100 TIMES PEOPLE

WE’VE INVENTED TIES LIKE 100 TIMES PEOPLE

WHAT ARE WE MEASURING HERE? WAIT, NO, DON’T TELL ME.

WHAT ARE WE MEASURING HERE? WAIT, NO, DON’T TELL ME.

CAR AND/OR TOY CAR. WE’RE NOT SURE WHICH YET. DEPENDS ON HOW THE BUDGET LOOKS THIS YEAR.

CAR AND/OR TOY CAR. WE’RE NOT SURE WHICH YET. DEPENDS ON HOW THE BUDGET LOOKS THIS YEAR.

NEVER LOSE A STARING CONTEST AGAINST A HORSE AGAIN

NEVER LOSE A STARING CONTEST AGAINST A HORSE AGAIN

DANCE PATENT REVOLUTION

DANCE PATENT REVOLUTION

MUST KEEP MY WINE WARM!

MUST KEEP MY WINE WARM!